Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo I'm a teenage nincampoop: Archive

“If I was gay, I would think hip-hop hates me Have you read the YouTube comments...”

– Macklemore, Same Love (via makeup-and-roses)

May 9th

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May 9th

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Currently staring down my future husband . Dark brown hair with some gray bits, light blue eyes and facial hair. Only thing id change is his height (gots to be taller than me with heels on) and be bigger built.

May 5th

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Apr 30th

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Apr 29th

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Apr 29th

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Apr 29th

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I went to church with my family tonight and the...

Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce. 
 -uncomfortable silence-
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.  
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
 -the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage. 
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.